When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.
1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.
by High heels November 11, 2018
Get the Hanging Up the High Heelsmug. This was a phrase popular in Northern Lower Michigan in the mid-to-late 1980's. It is believed to have originated from a highschool teacher in Pentwater trying to calm down a classroom before lunch hour. It was uttered in various circumstances, generally associated with mealtimes.
Kids standing in line at a McDonald's. One turns to the other and shouts (preferably in the other's ear): Wanna eat? Shut up then!
by dcurtis3727 March 14, 2008
Get the Wanna eat? Shut up then!mug. by the half azn July 15, 2010
Get the Full frontal phil-upmug. by monsignor morpheus August 4, 2016
Get the sending juice up the rivermug. when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.
(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
Get the Clogging Up My Newsfeedmug. A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019
Get the Guacamole Fruit Roll Upmug. To pick up your controller to play some video games.
Originated from high teenagers in the south Seattle area.
"Sticks" is short for joysticks, i.e. video game controller.
Originated from high teenagers in the south Seattle area.
"Sticks" is short for joysticks, i.e. video game controller.
Stoned Kid: "I am blazed! oh man, pick up your sticks! We are about to play some SMASH BROS.!
Fried kid: "OH MAN! THIS IS GUNNA BE TIGHT! I gotta go get my sticks!"
Fried kid: "OH MAN! THIS IS GUNNA BE TIGHT! I gotta go get my sticks!"
by Dr. P. Boner June 13, 2008
Get the Pick up your sticksmug.