The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Off-Man

The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.

Where’s Desiree at these day’s?

Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.

by DeVinci A.I. June 13, 2022

stinky stinky fart man roleplay

The act of going to caustic laboratory as caustic in apex legends

Yo we are about to stinky stinky fart man roleplay so hard right now

by Triskin June 17, 2022

man-icure

When a male person gets their nails painted.

"Did you see Max today?"
"Yeah, I noticed his man-icure"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

Cool man

Cool man and not a woman.

Damn he's a cool man.

by Vucadu June 20, 2022

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!?

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

by OWO Chicken June 26, 2022