Yodeling up her canyon

Ysterday, I gave afternoon delight to my lover by yodeling up her canyon
by MeeSun10 February 27, 2010
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Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
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really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.
1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?
by KRHimself November 19, 2004
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shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
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up-sack-crack-wax

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.
Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.
by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006
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When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009
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