Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017
When someone sends a gif thinking they have just mic dropped and it gets trumped by an even wittier gif
by Ay-Jay-Nay-Bay November 20, 2020
To do something excessive for something not worth the effort, this term was coined by the Australian YouTuber Dankpods
"having to use an adapter just to blow up nugget-phones is when you know you're thinning out the soup."
by Raytheslayer133 July 12, 2023
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024