Dirty Lamb Chop

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.

by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009

dirty stay out

a person who remains "out" for the whole night usually participating in such promiscuous activities.

A: "Susie went to a club last night and never came home."
B: "What a dirty stay out."

by Jaimeee5 June 11, 2008

dirty little secret

A secret that you don't want anyone to know but someone finds out about it sooner or later.

You've got a dirty little secret about me that I'd like to know.

by Christie Byrd November 18, 2005

dirty little secret

1) A song by All American Rejects
2) A song by Christian band Pillar
3) How you refer to a secret relationship, usually one in which some form of sexual contact has occurred.

1) "Dude, Dirty Little Secret is playin' on the radio!"
2) Dirty Little Secret is one of Pillar's best songs ever!
3) Jane: So, wanna come round later to continue our Dirty Little Secret?
Bob: Damn straight.

by fluffy the mutant psycho werewolf alien vampire teddy-bear of dooom May 7, 2007

Dirty St. Nick

To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.

Dave slept with an ugly girl, but gave her a Dirty St. Nick before he snuck out.

by Cajun King October 23, 2008

Crossing the Dirty Line

This when some one says something really dirty, and you not expecting to hear something like that come out of there mouth.

Also can be used if you want to have clean ears, and the other person took it way to far.

Jane:Nick should put his d*ck in me and f*ck me deep and hard.
Sadie: Wow, don't cross the dirty line.

Jane: Sorry, I'll shut up.

Crossing the Dirty Line

by 임신했습니까 November 6, 2011

getting down and dirty

getting it on; having sex; getting down to business; revealing somebody's personal info to do damage or put them down.

"Those two were getting downa dirty on the dance floor."
"When they were rappin', they started getting down and dirty."

by free_me July 6, 2006