tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.

I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.

by lmodium March 28, 2022

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Pulling a Tony

Being a dick to your friends because you have low self-esteem

Dude stop pulling a Tony

I was just letting you know you're fat

by Asswhole August 13, 2014

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Tony

Tony is the definition of majestic. Tony's are very handsome on the outside and super sweet on the inside. His tattoos and perfect smile will have you falling for him immediately. Everything about him is so perfect and his pretty eyes will MESMERIZE you. He's definitely every girl's fantasy and every man's envy. If you've caught his attention, consider yourself extremely lucky and DO NOT pass him up!

Liz: Look! It's Tony! He's looking at me again!
Jo: He's low-key majestic...

by youllneverknow:) December 8, 2025

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