Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.
by datlillarryb March 08, 2011
The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.
Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.
by botoitchi March 01, 2010
When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.
by Brigado April 14, 2011
by Biker_Mael February 12, 2012
Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
by The Chicken Warlord November 09, 2013
When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
by Alecthep May 17, 2014
The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em
by Thefatty May 23, 2017