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Computer Weasel

A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.

B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011
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sneaky weasel

When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.
I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.
by buttnut Rodriguez September 3, 2013
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The Cardigan Wearer's Personality

The personality that accompanies someone of the male sex who can "pull off" wearing a cardigan of any sort.
The Cardigan Wearer's Personality consists of but is not limited to all of the following:
-Plays some sort of an Instrument
-Wears fitted or skinny jeans
-interested in non-profit organizations
-fohawk.
-not embarrassed to rock a satchel.
-says "mer" on a frequent basis.
-Can sing really high.
by razzapplemelon February 20, 2011
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weaves

what that girl be wearin
shoot, that girl be wearin weaves
by nAaLdEiXa February 4, 2003
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wavell

The most bad ass mutha fucka ever to carry a A-5 can shoot your ass before you see him coming. yet oddly enough he still wears a camo cape and berett even when just walking around.
Its the wavelll do do do do do do dooo *smack*
dude calm down and take off that fucking cape
by wolf wintegny December 16, 2004
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weasel

If a person wants to get in there with somebody else and tries then they are said to be weaseling them. Weaseling could be anything from texting to pulling to going out with them.
You're such a weasel!

Are you weaseling hannah?

I think you should weasel her...
by 4u2nv May 24, 2005
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Weasel

Someone who says they will come out and chill but then when you call them back when there ready they are already gone somewhere else.
Yo man lets blaze in like 30
yeah dude text me
(text message) lets go burn now its been 30
(text message) im already at larrys burn later
(text message) your such a little bitch weasel
by horseneck April 30, 2011
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