Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.
"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."
by Ukesagi-tan March 20, 2010
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Penthouse Pussy

Clearly the best in reference to either the female anatomy or feminine quality.
1) Barbara's hopes for going to the senior prom with Brad were dashed when he discovered Ave's Penthouse Pussy.
2) The ladies were fighting hard to make partner in the law office but Heather clearly was the Penthouse Pussy in the firm.
by Dr Bradburry June 24, 2021
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pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 09, 2018
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pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina
sit on it u pussy melon!!!
by Jack macc December 23, 2016
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patriot pussy

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.
by NeroJoe June 18, 2014
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Pussy Bookmark

Pussy Bookmark is a term for a guy who a bitch just keeps around until her ex comes back.
That boys just her little pussy bookmark.
by Elitefaggot April 27, 2020
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pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.
"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."
by Big Thor April 15, 2009
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