Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up

My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning

by Atothez December 17, 2021

Morning Lady

Also called Single mother single mom single mommy Single mama

This is a Single mom

The Morning lady is Trying her best for her kids

by 459395 March 7, 2022

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

Daughter of Morning

The son of morning

Do you Believe in the Daughter of morning

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die

"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.

by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022

monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020