by Seth the porn January 30, 2020

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018

the state of being dead and alive at the same time
what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup
2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup
2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
