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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.
Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret
by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021
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Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013
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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
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Rohinsons Disease

A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.
Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.

Me- Ok fine I’m rohit
by Anthony McKinsey December 11, 2022
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Udler Disease

Wearing too many graphic tees, hanging w too many girls, calm, luh, too chill, friends w too many people.
I have a dirty case of “Udler Disease
by Udler disease unh October 29, 2023
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stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...
I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!
by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015
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