barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider

Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey

Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"

by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022

Black spider

Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin

1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam

1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia

by The tight rainbo rambo September 15, 2013

Spider in a honeycomb

A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.

"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."

by allthewayfrom1886 December 4, 2011

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023