crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

Shaking the tape

When someone is so drunk they can hardly stand up straight

Alex was shaking the tape last night!

by Djammqueen February 14, 2021

choderia shake

a sick piece of shit on your chod which is crusted. A chod is the red line than connects your nuts and your shitter. To make the shake, you have to put bananas and crusted chod in a blender and stir it up. anthony has a uni.

choderia shakes are awesome

by emilyhenderson February 27, 2008

Shaked

Hebrew name that literally means almond. Used to refer to soneone who may not exist and is very funny and intelligent. Will probably have the last named Even (pronounced like Evan)

"Is that Shaked?"
"I'm not sure... Is she Even real?"

by Onetosixpeople September 13, 2018

Vanilla Shake

When a white girl tries to twerk.

Amy was hangin at da club and tried to show everyone her vanilla shake

by Trig Midterm February 4, 2017

Shaking the kettle

A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it

Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .

by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020

Mantel Shake

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.

"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"

by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010