Parent's second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

THIS follows HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS.
I am happy to report an IN CAHOOTS , ADULT FRIENDFINDER VISITOR where this restaurant stole my cell phone " the RAMEN SERVER PLACE refused to let me eat in their restaurant and SECURITY as they stole all my receipts and I visited the BARNES AND NOBLE IN REDWOOD CITY ordering SWEDISH , HUNGARIAN books from them after went to PANDA EXPRESS and told them I need to get a special denomination bill to spend as then I went to CHASE BANK when I gave two twenties and a $10 for a fifty (50) dollar bill as I told them I did not fe well as almost had a GRAND MAL SEIZURE as then they stole my money when this HOMOSEXUAL MANAGER entered and yes I am aware of your wide open arms acceptability of those LIFESTYLES unfortunately my LIFE EXPERIENCES as HOMOSEXUALS hate me and a lot have methylamphetamine issues but this place was IN CAHOOTS as no one on that branch came forward and returned my money and security says "it's your word against them and I said there is CAMERAS IN YHE BANK and a person's manners has nothing to do with 'FIDICUARY DUTY as I want the FBI to press charges against the bank and the people involved at that STRIP SHOPPING CENTER REDWOOD CITY AS this was nothing more a HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS all about STRIGGER'S and BARNES AND NOBLE HOMOSEXUALS mostly who owns the business and someone is sending METH HEAD ADDICTED HOMOSEXUSLS to me or real FAGG0T'S game ROBBIE WILLIANS powerhouse you think.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.
by phillyboiz March 21, 2021

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
triple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

by The second tragedy of 9/11 September 11, 2025

The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.
by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020
