African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

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Rizz Lord

A red haired hobbit that constantly eats twizzler nibs and follows them with a juul drag.

Wow that Rizz Lord has some nasty bunyons!

by Therizzerlord December 4, 2023

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rock lord

An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.

Catherine is a rock lord.

by DefinerOneNiner May 22, 2014

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lord fergbert

A sick cunt with a big dick.

"wow look at the sex machine"
" yeh, that's lord fergbert"

by Lord Fergbert April 3, 2017

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Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

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