Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.

Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.

by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010

The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.

"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."

by ultra June 6, 2012

Canada

Maple Syrup Land (MSL)

Prove me wrong

Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going

Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023

Worse Canada

A minecraft server containing Nerodivergent mostly gay teens, Drama, action, thrill, probably multiple dogs and fvkass the cat

Hey wanna join worse canada?

No wtf im not a psychopath???!!!

by R_E_I July 17, 2022

Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Canada

Maple syrup maple syrup maple leaf it's all beautiful it's almost beautiful place you can come to these days maple syrup it's good on pancakes try it

Canada is Canada no matter what it is it is Canada the home of the maple syrup

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010