Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,

some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california

by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022

california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.

She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag

by Retardland November 7, 2013

California Housecar

A dwelling on an automotive chassis often in poor operating condition and occupied by hippies, hipsters, and other smelly type of people often associated with the state of California. Also requires a Class C license to operate and can be found broken down on the side of major highways, department store parking lots, and beach parking lots with a parking boot attached.

my hippie friend Neil has a California Housecar on the beach

by McHaggis72018 May 26, 2022

california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

by Bagggofweeed July 9, 2021

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020