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AK Jones

This is a sexual act. The male partner snorts a line of onion powder inducing a violent sneezing attack. He then places his nose and mouth over the female partners cooter. And acts like the woman’s vibrator.
Aw my vibrator died.

Don’t worry baby I’ll grab the onion powder and give you an AK Jones
by Nuclear Waffle October 19, 2025
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What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!
by Blood Clott December 10, 2010
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Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’
“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

Oh fuck off
by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022
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Casey Jones

An engineer for the Iowa Central Railroad who met his fate after deciding to inspect the anal cavity of a stalled train. Otherwise, he was known for being on-time.
Casey Jones is a name; it's not that hard.
by Great Northern 1147 October 15, 2025
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summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.
guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018
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Ryan Jones

The invisible man, is it him or is it his twin?!

Disloyal and selfish!
by Director's Dons December 3, 2021
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