Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Suicide

something you should do, tbh..

just commit suicide reader please

by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023

Suicide

Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.

Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?

by blurgon gas April 23, 2024

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Social Suicide

Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.

"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."

by bigmanbross October 18, 2020