Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

Cock-Slammer

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.

My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.

by Viperruels January 5, 2009

Slammin

A term coined by the one and only Ethan Bradbury. Use to describe donuts and or bagels that are superb in quality and taste. Typically shouted at a level that shocks and terrifies the old and causes others to either walk away confused or give the person who used the term a bewildered look.

This donut is...SLAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

by Huffdaddy18 May 28, 2016

slampiglets

girls who act like sluts and there in grade 8 and get their pussy slammed more than a 27 year old.

"Snap foo i slammed that grade 8 bitches pussy to da floo last night!"

"That little skank. she gets fucked more than i do... and im 27!"

by BB December 21, 2004

slambient

adjective. A mix between ambient music, and loud booming bass that you would hear in electronic dub reggae. It sounds like mellow lie around in the chill room at a rave, but it usually has big bass that makes you want to get up and shake your ass. Most people don't know how to dance to slambient music so they just sit around and bob their heads.

Candy Raver: What is this rad music your playing, is this trance? Down tempo house? Dub Step?....What is it?

DJ Willow from Paris: Um, none of the above, it's Slambient.

by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008