Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp

You are such and idiot stop it simp

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.

Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .

by AJA October 30, 2019

simp for gaara

somebody who loves gaara and simps for him

i simp for gaara

by kazekage gaara November 10, 2021