ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

by Hitso November 29, 2017

onion flavored rings

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.

"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."

by killerflame157 February 22, 2018

Chocolate Cock Ring

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.

As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016

Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

Ring around the Wallet

The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.

After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.

by rda889 December 9, 2012

faux-gagement ring

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.

Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.

by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023