Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit

“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”

by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018

Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them

This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana

by goocifer January 24, 2020

piss denial

The act of not letting yourself piss when you desperately need to; a test of sheer will.

person 1: Oh my god I really need to piss.
person 2: The bathroom's down the hall man.
person 1: Oh no thanks, I'm trying out piss denial. I've been holding it in since this morning. The pain is excruciating but I gotta make it until at least the end of the night.
person 2: Dude, what the fuck?

by CannedWatermelon February 18, 2020

brown piss

the most uncomfortable type of piss which occurs when one does not hydrate enough

broh i just had the worst brown piss broh

by peemantis March 11, 2020

your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

Nipple piss

titty milk

my nipple pissed

by z32Dark April 28, 2020