wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

glass stallion

a man who walks around with much bravado, but in reality has a fragile ego (as if made of glass)

Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex

by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021

Glass

Another name for fake jewelry

Tay is wearing glass on his neck

by Blvnco March 10, 2022

Glass

1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.

1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass”
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out

Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday

by Roxxii March 27, 2022

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.

Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*

by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024