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Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012
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Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oliver’s an abläute wanker.
by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022
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Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.
I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
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Oliver

A sexual introvert, afraid of everybody. Only cares about grades - believes that his year 7 test results will determine his success in life.

Also has a tiny penis
In a party

Person 1: Omg hes such an oliver
Person 2: I know right, hes just hiding in the corner
by truguy69420 March 26, 2019
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Oliver

Hot and sexy boy loves to fuck a great fucker handsome and noce
Girl one is that Oliver

Girl two yes he's so hot
by Hdjebsjdjjdnsnsdv June 20, 2020
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the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.
Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more
by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023
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Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
by @345kami May 16, 2022
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