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self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.
Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.
by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011
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Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.
Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.
by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.
"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"
by sfisk March 27, 2010
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Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022
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shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.
I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!
by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011
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Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.
by K11f December 14, 2014
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