Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef

The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 12, 2014

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014

brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014

jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.

I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner

by Serluke145 July 28, 2014

Jersey

Someone's name and phone number often used in flirtatious situations.

I was really feeling that girl from last night so you know I had to get her Jersey

I know we just met but I'm really enjoying your company. You should give me your Jersey, I'll call you tomorrow, and maybe we could go out sometime?

by Dzmusic September 8, 2014

new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.

Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.

by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013