velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

Gamer Girlfriend

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.

Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now

by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023

Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 1, 2023

Girlfriend

Boys fuckhole supplier

She’s my girlfriend uhh

by Jeffy9810 October 29, 2018

girlfriendism

term that englobes anything related to someone who is or could potentially be a girlfriend.

some kind of synonym of saying 'i wish this person was my girlfriend' or that someone is girlfriend material.

person 1: *sees a picture of ayanami rei* *screams* GIRLFRIENDISM

by afternoon-radio August 23, 2021