vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007

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snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)

When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."

by snookybeh May 9, 2006

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Rim jobs

Licking assholes

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

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Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)

Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household

by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009

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lollipop job

When you have a lollipop in your mouth and a girl picks it up with her vagina and then you pull it out and eat it

Jackie totally gave Joseph a lollipop job last night

by Daddys_stoner_princess April 6, 2017

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Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.

Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...

by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022

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