Headphone Neck Syndrome

A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.

Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.

by Bansky September 12, 2013

Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.

Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"

by Joey Beef Buicker August 3, 2010

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

classy v-neck

A v-neck which doesn't have a very deep "v." Often mistaken for a regular shirt unless the wearer calls attention to it. Also called "classy-vs" for short.

Woah, thats a pretty classy v-neck you're wearing today, Tom!

by fuckvtec April 25, 2011

necking them back

Pronounced ‘Neckin em back’. To be seen to drink alcohol, usually in the form of beer, fast and in quick succession. A British, perhaps local to midlands region saying and definitely misconstrued to US population as a sexual inuendo (fellatio).

Wow, she was really necking them back tonight. Good work!

by Wadded January 8, 2019

Chicken Neck

Allergic reaction to flea bits, that makes a cat looses fur around their neck.

oh Shit!! I have to take Tuck to the vet to get a shoot to cure his Chicken Neck.

by Jennifer McGlinchey August 10, 2008

Brat neck kid

A kid that is so bad you wanna choke his neck...the worst of the worst, uncontrollable outta line ...misbehaved spoiled brat kid, makes you so mad you wanna ring his neck...Lol

Once at the grocery store I saw this outta control 1 yr old kid in his mothers arms...smacking the mothers face outta anger...yelling screaming...I thought to myself "what a Brat Neck Kid"

brat

by Life's a dance January 19, 2014