chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

big mooseknuckle

a large camel toe of a man or women to an extreme.

that girl Cassidy has a big mooseknuckle

by jstudz July 20, 2014

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017