Jordan 

He is super sexy and a great guy if you are a girl and he likes you, YOU NEED TO GET WITH HIM RIGHT NOW he is so sweet and will always treat you right (same with in bed😘😘) he is better than lebron James in basket ball and all girl’s need to get with him now

Ohh I want to be with Jordan

Jordan by Loversss24523566 October 29, 2019

pulling a jordan 

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

pulling a jordan by NickyLags June 28, 2010

Jordan 

an ugly poop face who dosn't deserve to be alive, a stupid blondie, and a winer face LITERALLY!

that girl has a winer on IT'S face IT'S name must be Jordan.

Jordan by I ran the taco dog March 22, 2010

jordan kennedy 

gayest guy ever (i think its a guy) rocket boy

hey did you here the guys at the space station banging

no it must have been rocket boy

oh yea totaly jordan kennedy

jordan kennedy by jordan the rocket boy August 11, 2012

Jordan's 

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan

Man Jordan's is perfect

Jordan's by Real thoughts June 18, 2014

Jordan 

A girl who is loyal but no one notices because no one takes the chance to get to know her. That would be because she's so ugly and likes food too much.

" Look at her. She's so ugly and fat."
" Yeah that's Jordan"
"ew"

Jordan by Jane TK August 30, 2015

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

Jordan Klepper by Usermyname May 31, 2018