Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head
Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?
by Thatoneguy00000000 November 27, 2023
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Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...
"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"
by Artoiz February 06, 2022
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deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney
i need a deshawn johnson
by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 21, 2017
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Cody Robert Johnson

A man with a unit of a penis (8-9 inches) and plays football every girl loves him because he’s so sexy and has blue eyes if you were to pull down his pants every woman would flock to him and he’s a great guy he’s not a player but he loves to party and he treats women right Cody is so athletic he has a 8 pack
Omg is that Cody Robert Johnson I want him to fuck me- every women
by Kylee Mandez April 13, 2024
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Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.
Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?
by You ugly as fuck February 05, 2018
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Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 01, 2018
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Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
Trevor Johnson is so sexy!
by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020
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