Jizz Jar January

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.

OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January

by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

Hot Sauce Jizz

Experiencing a sexual climax while eating Taco Bell. Possibly the most epic experience you'll ever have,

Guy: Man, that chick that walked in to Taco Bell was so hot, I couldn't help but hot sauce jizz while eating my burrito.

Girl: My man hot sauce jizzed all over my crunch wrap at Taco Bell. BEST. DAY. EVER.

by idiosyncraticESC April 18, 2011

pee-jizz & Cream

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.

i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.

by inferno314 February 13, 2010

Jizz Martini

To ejaculate into a martini glass.

We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini

by Cliffburton January 23, 2009

Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013

Jizz on my jacket

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

by chris1984 May 20, 2009

jizz ice cubes

Jizzing into ice cube holders and freezing them with the intent of giving them to someone who is usually a douchebag

That bitch Jennifer didn't even notice when I slipped those jizz ice cubes into her cocktail.

by Wobinator November 3, 2013