James Smith

an adult porn star who was featured in Mike Stelling Beat the meat classic

That James Smith sure likes meat in his mouth

by dr phillip swanson December 7, 2006

LeBrown James

What people call NBA player LeBron James if they are racist and/or dislike him.

LeBrown James sucks! Did you see that bitch miss an open layup?

by The Best UD User May 14, 2017

Alex James

Bass guitarist for the British band Blur, who is currently residing in the country as a farmer and cheese maker. Aside from Blur, he has also been in WigWam and Fat Les, and has worked with Sophie Ellis-Bextor. He also writes for The Guardian, and does TV work.

Who is the bass player for Blur?
I think it's Alex James.
Oh. My dad thinks he's a bit of a tosser.

by B.O.B.P September 4, 2009

Naughty James

Naughty James is the heir to the crown of Dreamland. Constant manufacturer of drama, fantasy and petulance on the internet, the ends of which are a complete mystery even to himself.

"Naughty James have my books arrived yet?"
"they're in the post lol"

by orqi March 2, 2009

James Blunt

Modern rhyming slang for cunt.

You, sir, are a James Blunt.

by .rhys. September 13, 2005

James Bondify

to turn an everyday, ordinary thing into a device or gadget that can be used for clandestine activity while still retaining its outward, uninteresting appearance.

"Holy shit! You James Bondified that biotch!"

by Kyle B January 29, 2005

James Browning

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.

" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"

by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012