Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Friday

A day where if somebody you don’t like comes up to you you have to slap them

Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”

Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday

by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

Friday, November 13th

Ask out a girl you have only known for 2 days day. Even though you haven't known her very long it won't hurt to go on a nice date. Dont back down this relationship has potential so please ask that special girl out and don't be a fucking pussy :)

Yo its Friday, November 13th you should ask Amanda out ;).

by Lukehhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2020

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

No drink Friday

All Friday’s you are not allowed to drink

Katelyn wanted to drink but was told it was no drink Friday.

by Old papi November 20, 2020

Friday

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020