media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005

Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head

its a napoleon fish

by iddunno July 19, 2020

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

Fish game

A virtual reality game about being a fish.

Hand based movement game where you need to swim.

Fchb1239: do you want to play fish game?
Scruffy: no, fuck you.

by Boxily December 22, 2022

fillet a fish

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.

I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(

by :^3 May 27, 2018

Matvei Fishes

The one and only, sexier than all, blond as hell and sooo beautiful, matvei fishes usually surrounds himself with sea salt and watches anime 25 hours a day 29 days a week, 4000 days a month and 5 million months a year. He can be found in a salty pond or within bigfoot

Man, I wish I was Matvei Fishes

by HackedByPolishBoy September 29, 2019