Diddle-fingers

One who puts his/her fingers into the rectum of another and proceeds to wiggle his/her fingers.

That large man, after sticking his fingers in the little man's ass, became a diddle-fingers.

by ueijfasdklfujiovakj;d November 7, 2010

Finger gunning

When you you’re fingering her and put your thumb in her butt and go pew pew pew

You: What was all that noise last night?

Me: I was finger gunning your mom

by Azorasnow1 February 4, 2019

bummy finger

The term used to describe the lingering smell that is left on your digit after scratching your rusty sheriffs badge.

'What is that smell? Rich, have you got bummy finger?'

by richard piper June 30, 2004

finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)

Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.

by MattyLight21 January 5, 2008

Finger Tourettes

When you type offensive words with your hands on a keyboard. Not to be confused with Tourettes.

(18:21:03) <@iNova> FUCK ME
(18:21:10) <@iNova> Sorry my fingers have tourettes
(18:21:13) <@iRyan> Wouldn't that be called Finger Tourettes?

by I was a ROCK LOBSTA May 14, 2009

lazy fingers

someone who just cant be bothered to type the full version of words on an IM conversation

"hey"
"hey hru"
"im good..whats new?"
"nmu"
you lazy fingers

by zootsuitriot March 9, 2009

electric finger

A form of work place bullying that usualy happens when bending over a machine in a factory and consists of a finger shoved violently and unexpectedley up the arse resulting in the victim spasming like they have had an electric shock (and possibly losing a finger depending on what machinery they are using at the time).

'John exploded with rage after receiving the electric finger for the 3rd time that week'

by mycomania October 24, 2006