wife face

The opposite of a whore face.

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face

by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014

broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand July 31, 2016

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Pegging Face

A facial expression expressing the desire to peg whoever the expression is directed towards.

" She gave me the Pegging Face, and I knew what time it was."

by Swaggety69 October 20, 2021

ya face is

this is commomly used when someone says something harsh to ya and you cant be arsed to say anything back so you just reply ya face is and there you are problem solved.

person 1: you look so stupid
person 2: ya face is

by lewis tee ov gilesgate August 21, 2008

Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011