Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan Gamble

A person who likes guitars

Eg. He is an Ethan Gamble

by Uuttgdk77 October 25, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who loves people and is funny awesome and sexy he also has a huge dick and likes to hide it

That guy has a huge sick that is Ethan

by Big dick 56783 October 26, 2018

Ethan Stiller

Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.

I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.

by missnalyss February 15, 2022

Ethan Kane

A big, fat and ugly bitch that can't stop being an absolute pervert.

Omg! you're such an Ethan Kane!

by The Judith September 2, 2020

Ethan Smith

the best boy I've ever met. He makes me smile whenever I'm sad and lights up the room everywhere he goes.

girl 1: "damn Ethan Smith be fine"
me: "back off bitch"

by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 28, 2023