french decker

When two child molesters are in prison and agree to have gay butt sex with each other and finger each other's buttholes then one of them resends their consent 3 days later and claims he was raped by a fellow child molester

Hey buddy fuck my ass and give me a french decker

by Decker french September 15, 2022

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

upper decky gummy

attractive girl

Your gilf of a grandma is an upper decky gummy.

by raqueesha October 2, 2022

double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.

our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.

by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022

Triple decker doozie

the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.

3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.

by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023