When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
Get the Bleach Douchemug. by iheartstats April 23, 2011
Get the Douche Plugmug. An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
Get the Douche Kinasemug. Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé
by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016
Get the Douche-schwémug. A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
Get the douche puppymug. A subspecies of the common douche. The racer douche is always male and generally falls in the age range of 16-24, but can be older. Like the common douche, the racer douche can be readily identified by his love of graphic t shirts and white plastic frame sun glasses. Additionally, the racer douche believes he is a driver of exceptional capability and spends the bulk of his discretionary income buying after-market kits to increase the horsepower of his Honda Civic. The racer douche sees himself as popular with women, despite rarely having a girlfriend or wife, and spending most of his free time talking to his “bros” about the sweet rims he’s saving up for. The racer douche seldom reads anything other than car magazines and unironically loves the Fast and Furious movie franchise.
Matt’s love of his Miata is getting out of hand, he just spent $1000 dollars on used rims, do you suppose he’s turning into a racer douche?
by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011
Get the Racer Douchemug. Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014
Get the Douche-marinemug.