A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
by RileyMichael February 15, 2009
Get the Failentine's Daymug. by Joey_Gee March 31, 2010
Get the Roux the daymug. the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
by ernmoran June 2, 2011
Get the Mather's Daymug. A day in which a group of friends and/or acquaintances dress in suits for a regular occasion, such as going to lunch at fast food joints or going to school on a day that is not special at all.
Ikeo: "Tomorrow is suit day"
John: "Shit, my only suit is at the cleaners until Friday!"
Ikeo: "We'll reschedule."
John: "Shit, my only suit is at the cleaners until Friday!"
Ikeo: "We'll reschedule."
by Dude John James February 6, 2008
Get the suit daymug. The day you have to move hotels in order to come back the next day to stay another 28 days, when you are living in a hotel. You must be gone 24 hours to not establish residency and to give them the change to really clean all the shit out of your toilet.
Craig, I see you are packing all your belongings in your car...is this your Skip Day? If it's your Skip Day, i will see you tomorrow, maybe you get the same room.
by hugedongus November 25, 2019
Get the Skip Daymug. by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019
Get the ASS DAYmug. by Anonymous3462475648713561 April 12, 2012
Get the bro daymug.