Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

juicy baby cow

Juicy baby cow

There was a juicy baby cow on the farm

by babycow12 March 5, 2017

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis

Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow

by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

E-Boy Cow Cult

A cult ran by 4 E-Boys that play Minecraft whilst wearing a cow head. The superior cult and the members of it will cri for the rest of eternity. They sing TikTok songs nonstop and probably are aged 9. Seriously tho, if you get jumped by these peeps you are practically dead.

Person 1: mum who are they?????
Mum: oh it's nobody, we'll be fine

Jonas: hey
Flamin: hey
Goofy: hey
Icee: hey
Sydney: hey
Soft: hey
Helena: hey
Lys: hey
*next day*
son and daughter murdered in alleyway by the E-Boy Cow Cult

by le uwu king August 11, 2020