Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023

Chocolate sinclair

The smell and site of having anal intercourse with some one and not washing your dick for almost 20 hours after the incident.

Ex:Dude last night was dust! I slept all day and gave my self a dirty chocolate Sinclair.

Ex:Man I forgot to shower after ass mucking that girl last night, now I gotta deal with my chocolate Sinclair…

by Tobiasg000 March 19, 2023

Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.

"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"

by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.

My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.

by Choccieboi January 6, 2023