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Bill Hader

A very talented impressionist and underrated film and television actor. Has appeared in almost every popular comedy movie of the last five years. Currently performs on Saturday Night Live. In addition to being a funny man, he is also a genuinely sweet and good-natured person.

Impressions and characters from SNL and required viewing include: Al Pacino, Alan Alda, Julian Assange, James Mason, Seth Rogen, Vinny Vedici, Nitro from Laser Cats, Crazy Carl from The Meeting, and Stefon from Weekend Update.

Films include Superbad, Adventureland, Tropic Thunder, Night at the Museum 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Rod, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Pineapple Express and Paul.
Girl: Hey man, I've noticed there's this one guy who pops up in all my favourite comedies of recent years.

Boy: Sounds like Bill Hader. Was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Check him out on SNL, he's got a great Pacino impression.
by Maebe3 March 13, 2011
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bill cosby sleeper

A sexual act that is done to someone while they are asleep, passed out from being drunk, or drugged up by giving them a roofie in their drink.
Bill saw Sharron passed out for being too drunk so he gave her the Bill Cosby Sleeper
by dustylicious December 28, 2015
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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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Redneck Bill Clinton

The act of spitting chewing tobacco into a person's anus and then fucking them with it. In honor of slick willy sticking fancy cigars in women's cooters
Hey girl are you down to a redneck bill Clinton?
by Imnotincontrolofthis April 22, 2020
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Bill Gates syndrome

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
by Sir. B November 11, 2022
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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022
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