apple penis

Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:

tv man- "*show name*has been caneled"
Conner-"APPLE PENIS!"

Caolan- "wtf?"

by A friend of a friend ;) August 18, 2008

Pulling an Apple

editing pre-existing products for re release to make a profit even though the changes are unnecessary and don't add to the performance or efficiency of the product/device.

"Hey did you see the new Samsung galaxy s3?" "yeah, i cant believe they made a 3rd phone. They are really pulling an apple."

by AndrewTheBaconPlate October 07, 2012

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 03, 2003

apple crumbcake

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.

Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.

by PMS crew November 30, 2006

apple tree

a tree that grows pieces

im planting apple trees so ill never have to worry about buying zigziags

by anonomous guy from December 11, 2006

Apple Sus

Apple sauce made from gay apples

I called my friend Apple Sus at school because he is gay

by Apple straight October 15, 2018

Apple Pick

A pickpocket-er who steals a device made by the Apple Inc or steals an iPhone is called an apple pick..

People are now a days apple picking.

by ShenHAX March 08, 2016