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adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
by fred December 3, 2003
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apple crumbcake

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.
Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.
by PMS crew November 30, 2006
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apple tree

im planting apple trees so ill never have to worry about buying zigziags
by anonomous guy from December 13, 2006
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Apple Pick

A pickpocket-er who steals a device made by the Apple Inc or steals an iPhone is called an apple pick..
by ShenHAX August 7, 2016
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Apple Mac

The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.
Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs
by fc2078 December 14, 2020
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Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
by Joelad84 October 19, 2016
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Apple Sus

I called my friend Apple Sus at school because he is gay
by Apple straight October 15, 2018
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