adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003

apple crumbcake

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.

Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.

by PMS crew November 30, 2006

apple tree

a tree that grows pieces

im planting apple trees so ill never have to worry about buying zigziags

by anonomous guy from December 13, 2006

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

Apple Sus

Apple sauce made from gay apples

I called my friend Apple Sus at school because he is gay

by Apple straight October 15, 2018

Apple Pick

A pickpocket-er who steals a device made by the Apple Inc or steals an iPhone is called an apple pick..

People are now a days apple picking.

by ShenHAX August 7, 2016

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016